You were old, I could tell!!! March 24, 2007 Posted by Josh
I quietly uploaded the sounds and frames for this episode some time ago. I'm not sure if you noticed, but I thought I should probably bring this to your attention. This episode had some of my absolute favorite quotes from Carl, so be sure to check it out if you missed it!
I made these sound clips and frames today for your viewing and listening pleasure. There are some good lines in this episode, so check it out. I'm suprised the Adult Swim censors let an entire episode about marijuana (excuse me "Moonajuana") on the air. Our gain, I guess!
I know you're all curious about the movie and have been scouring every available resource on the internet to learn more! There are a couple endings to the movie released by the studio that made the film on YouTube, but I doubt they'd actually release the real ending. It's worth a gander though, so go search it out! For the more patient, you can feast your eyes on the feature film on April 13, 2007 in theatres near you! More later!
So..probably gonna have to sell the leaf mulcher. January 4, 2007 Posted by Josh
I made the next episode of sounds and frames. It's Grim Reaper Gutters and was a pretty solid episode. Find frames here and sounds here. Clip you wanted? Request it in the forum! That's all for now, keep checking back!
He looks like he's dead already... January 3, 2007 Posted by Josh
Big update for you today! Hope you all enjoyed your Christmas and New Years, I know I did! I've transcribed the sound clips from Party All the Time and uploaded some framegrabs, too. This was one of the worst episodes I've seen, so I guess I wasn't very generous with the sound clips.
I uploaded a couple different pics that Rappo made. The first is of Mucus Man and the second is of Dickman. They're excellent quality and I'm encouraging him to make more!
There are also three new wallpapers today made by one of the forum members. They're all great and will make excellent desktops! Stay tuned for updates in the near future!
That's why you gotta eat your boogers, America. December 21, 2006 Posted by Josh
The sound clips from Global grilling have been uploaded. If there are any that you wanted that didn't make the cut, head over to the forum and post your request. I'll get those up as soon as possible! Enjoy!
No, we're curing cancer. Yes, we're grilling... December 13, 2006 Posted by Josh
I've got Global Grilling frames for your enjoyment. I recorded all the sounds from that episode (13 in all I think) and was just about to transcribe them when my computer crashed. Extremely annoying, but I'll have them done before the weekend. Keep checking back for more updates!
You were playing out of your MIND that season!!! December 11, 2006 Posted by Josh
Howdy, y'all. I'm back, but with a small update. The couple episodes that have aired have been VERY good and I have every intention of adding sounds and images from them very soon. I know you're all tired of hearing that I'm bogged down with school and work, but finals are coming up and if anybody else wants to take my test over accounting for derivatives and foreign currency exchanges, I'd be happy to let you. I uploaded a crap-ton of new wallpapers made by one of my favorite forum members, so check out the wallpapers section for some new backgrounds. Until then, make sure you catch Antenna, if you missed it, on Adult Swim Fix this week and look for "Carl Wash" this Friday!
Shine some sun where the sun don't shine, you know what I mean?! October 28, 2006 Posted by Josh
I have uploaded frame caps and sound clips of the episode airing Sunday at 10:30. It's called Handbanana and it's about Carl getting raped by Meatwad's dog. I thought it was a great episode with a lot of classic Carl lines! Check out the sound clips and especially the frames for a one of a kind look at Carl's ass. ...awesome...
Ding dong, the dick is dead Carl! October 24, 2006 Posted by Josh
I told ya I'd be back and I am! I've got your sound clips from the new episode posted and ready to go. Make sure you check them out, there's some great ones in there. And head over to the forum to discuss last week's episode. We've got a chat going about next week's as well, so get in there and voice your opinion! There's a quick video clip of it up at adultswim.com so make sure you check that out, too. Enjoy the new sounds!
Tonight you will get your dick ripped off... October 23, 2006 Posted by Josh
I hope you all tuned in to catch the first of 10 new episodes that aired last night. It was called "Dickesode". According to Adult Swim, they uttered the word "dick" 53 times and were forced to censor 4,337 dicks. There were a couple classic moments in the episode that I've caught in screen caps. Enjoy the frames and I'll work on getting sounds up by the end of the week. Don't forget to watch the next new episode Friday at 7 on Adult Swim Fix!
You know how much protein is in a weinie smoothy? Zero. August 8, 2006 Posted by Josh
Great response from the fans in the last couple days. Our very own friend Rappo had resumed making pictures for the site. His Gorgatron picture is awesome, and so is his Meatwad working out picture. I also got a fan submitted wallpaper that's pretty great. One of the Aqua Teen animators emailed me a link to his blog, so be sure to check that out, too. I was also emailed a link to a great fan video called Where's mah CD?! And finally, Rappo made you a sound clip of Ultra-Mega Chicken. Enjoy!
Where you at, dawg?! August 6, 2006 Posted by Josh
A mini-update for you today. Not a whole lot of unfulfilled requests to record for you. As a reminder, if you want a specific clip from an episode, go to the forum and post! Hopefully you are having a good summer. It's way, way too hot to spend a lot of time in a room with a hot computer! Here are the two clips:
Fiber tablets!! Yum, yum! July 31, 2006 Posted by Josh
HOLY CRAP: AN UPDATE!
You can all thank those guys in the message board for hounding me into updating the site. I've got 9 sound clip requests made and transcribed for you. They were all from December - February... so I might be getting behind. There are perfectly great reasons for me not updating, but who cares, right? I've got a project out now for somebody to work on and more in my head. Stop by the forums and see how you can help! Now, here's the sounds:
That is very extremely true. February 27, 2006 Posted by Josh
I updated the fan page with every piece of fanmail that's crossed my email box. I have yet to work on any that were sent to me in the forum. I've also put up the episodes that will air this week. I've got a list of sounds to make and it just keeps getting longer. If you have any interest in recording sounds, gimme an email. I've gotten a couple people who say they want to help design, but the website was just redesigned... Sorry guys. Anyway, make sure you check this out. It's pretty cool. Later.
The dog meat is perfectly soft. February 21, 2006 Posted by Josh
All right, all right. It's been forever. Here's the deal. The place I work for was going bankrupt, so I started looking for a new job to support my poker/beer drinking habits while I'm in college. I found one here and actually got the job. However, my old employer never went bankrupt, so I'm splitting my time working between them. I'm spending 15 hours a week in class, 25 hours a week working and the rest doing homework and...well, doing what makes me happy. Until I get more time, this website takes the back burner. It shouldn't affect any of you, though. They won't be making any new episodes until at least this fall. Keep your eyes peeled for that movie, though. And keep sending me things! I keep them all and will eventually put them up!!! If anybody has some time they want to donate to the site, shoot me an e-mail!! Thanks for your patience.
Frickin' robot turkey, I knew somethin' was up! January 6, 2006 Posted by Josh
Happy New Year! I hope you all have had a great start to your year. The first update of '06 is one that I had nothing to do with! Rappo made you three different pictures and found you three more songs for the songs section. The pictures are of Pancho, Donna and the Tulip Sniper. The songs are The Drizzle Theme, This is your left and the Baffler Meal theme. Hope you like them!
I ain't be hit all day. I kinda like it. December 29, 2005 Posted by Josh
Great news! The forum has been completely redone using phpBB which means that the old ads are gone and the board is completely streamlined. I apologize for making you re-register, but it will be worth it! There is one more moderator position open. If you're interested, get in there and send me a private message. I also did something I've been meaning to do for months. I got rid of all of the episode codes and replaced them with episode numbers. This was a mind numbingly boring task that took probably four hours, but it's done for good. I also changed all of the frame grabs pages to use the new javascript command that opens the frame in a new window. You'll like it, trust me. I did a lot of changing yesterday, so please drop me a line if you find a broken link or image. I'll fix it immediately! Thanks. And for God's sake, get your ass over to the forum and re-register!
A couple small things here or there were done to get everything up to date. Namely, I finally updated the trivia section. I checked my email and there were about 45 submissions that I hadn't put into the page yet. Thanks to everybody that submitted trivia! I promise I won't let it go that long again. I also updated the episode guide to include the 3 episodes that aired in December. I also updated the site history page with some cool memorable dates and a screenshot of the old design. Finally, Rappo helped me set up a new way to view the images in the pictures section. They will open in a new window and automatically resize for your delight. (Like this or this) Anywho, check that all out. More from us later!
See this: This line here? Line of death. December 27, 2005 Posted by Josh
Hello! I hope you're enjoying the brand new Aqua Teen Adventures version 2.0. I personally love this new design as it's a lot cleaner and easier for me to work with. I like the nav bar on the left side because people had been having trouble reading the sloppy font. I added a column on the right side with which I'll keep you updated on the episodes to air and other little tidbits as I see fit. I added a couple sweet new pics to the pictures section. Other than that, I'm going to be working on getting this design to look nice. Head over to the forums or shoot me an email and tell me what you think! Thanks!
You know what I wanna do? Learn how to milk a cow. December 20, 2005 Posted by Josh
I made 11 sound clips for the episode Boost Mobile today. The more I watch that episode, the more I like it. I guess it had to grow on me. There are a couple golden clips, so make sure you go listen to the one with Carl and the one where Shake talks about losing his balls. As always, head over to the forum for some sweet Aqua Teen discussion and shoot me an email with any requests for sound clips you have. Later!
I've also received word from a super fan of Aqua Teen that I can post the games that he made on this site. There is now a section for Games under the media section of the nav bar to the left. Click on it and check out all the games that Kevin has made for you to play! Thanks again, Kevin!
Where you at, dawg?! December 18, 2005 Posted by Josh
Today at 12pm (E) you will get the chance to watch deleted scenes from the new Aqua Teen movie that's coming out in a few months. It sounds like a pretty good deal, until you actually see the scenes. They are pretty ridiculous and I really didn't laugh at anything. However, I'm positive that they will be better when seen in context with the movie. Rappo made you some frames from the episode and they are available now. I forgot to update about this when I made them, but there are frames available for Boost Mobile available as well. Sounds will be added over my Christmas break! Enjoy.
Turns out there's an old abandoned microwave where I got stuck. December 4, 2005 Posted by Josh
What'd you all think of that new episode for the season opener? Post your thoughts and hear others' in our forums! Rappo was busy today making you a couple new pics and framegrabs of the new episode. Check out Dirt Foot sounds and frames and a new image of Dirt Foot himself. Rappo also made you all a great image of Ol' Drippy. And here's where I try to vamp to get the update to look the normal size. That oughta do it. That's all for now.
Hey, Frylock. ....ass December 3, 2005 Posted by Josh
I hope everybody watched the awesome new Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode that was available on Friday Night Fix last night. I loved it! It will be premiered on Adult Swim this Sunday at 1215 (eastern) if you missed it! Luckily for those who saw it, I've already got the sound clips made for the episode!! Click on the thumbnail to listen! Rappo was also busy and made you all two new pics. They are Universal Remonster and Travis of the Cosmos.
In other, more unfortunate news, Aqua Teen Central is reporting that there will only be two new episodes premiered this winter. Ned Hastings said that all of their time and budget went into making the movie that will be coming out shortly. While this is sad news, it's also great to hear that they've really pushed forward to get this movie released. More on this later!
Hey, Aqua Teen fans!! I've got the next 10 requested sound clips for you today. I've also got some great news! If you are lucky enough to have a broadband internet connection, go to AdultSwim.com on Friday for an early viewing of the new Aqua Teen episode as a part of their Friday Night Fix!! I've also got 4 new images made for you by a guy I have great hopes for, Rappo! They are Dusty Gozongas, Emory, Err and Cliff. I'll be back with the final 8 and any others that are requested probably sometime next week!
Hey, I'm a wild man. I can't drive 55. November 27, 2005 Posted by Josh
I promised you I'd be back, and I am! But not with sound clips, so don't get your hopes up. I still plan on recording the rest of those sometime this week, so stay tuned. Today, I've updated the fan section with all new pictures, songs and even a powerpoint presentation (what?!). Some of the stuff is awesome, some is... well, at least some of it's awesome. I've also made a couple new pics that I haven't told you about. They are of Turkitron, Ignignokt flipping the bird and Frylock wearing a firecoat. I think they're some of my best work, so be sure to check that out. That's all for now! Keep coming back..
Twist those dirty bags!! November 21, 2005 Posted by Josh
Hey! It's your favorite time of the month... sound clip time! I've got a list of 30 or so sound clips that have been requested in the past month that I've got to get around to. I made ten for you today, so that'll have to do until I can get more time. Also, keep an eye out on December 4th at 1215 (eastern) on Adult Swim for new episodes of Aqua Teen. They're coming!!! Here's the clips for today:
Why? What're you...queer? November 9, 2005 Posted by Josh
Today we welcome the newest section to Aqua Teen Adventures. A huge fan named Kristyn has been making some great, great fan art of the Aqua Teens and I wanted to share them with you. You can see them under the new fan store section. They are cheap and very cool. Order a couple!! A real sound/image update is coming! I have the second and final round of midterm exams this week and next, so after those are finished, it's Aqua Teen time!
The bun is in your mind. October 19, 2005 Posted by Josh
I finally made those framegrabs that you've all been asking me for! I bet you're going to be pretty excited. Go ahead and check out these sweet images from the pre-show episode Baffler Meal on Space Ghost. The Aqua Teen certainly have changed since then. While you're at it, pre-order the 4th DVD installment of Aqua Teen due out December 6th!
Sex with animals?! There's no time man! October 17, 2005 Posted by Josh
Hey, kids. I'm sorry I've taken such a long hiatus from the site, although there have definitely been longer. I updated the fan section of the site with everything that's been sent to me so far. There are some really cool montages in there and a sweet desktop that you should check out. I'll get you a sound update a soon as humanly possible. Thanks for visiting. Also, google sucks donkey wang.
We're civilized people here! Here honey.. Just put this on and shake 'em. September 23, 2005 Posted by Josh
I'm in business... business of kickin' your ass! September 19, 2005 Posted by Josh
I've got a couple good additions to the fan submission section for you today. Another set of icons and a couple user pics. I also made 2 sounds for the episode The Cloning because somebody happened to IM me at the perfect time. They are Master Shake sees what pleases Meatwad and Shake takes command of the situation. They're both pretty damn good, so check them out.
Hey, look at me! I'm stupid as hell, I can't even breathe properly, let alone read! September 15, 2005 Posted by Josh
I'm back with my weekly update. I've added a new section today called "fan submissions". This is where you come in. I've gotten a couple pretty awesome things that I want to share with you guys, but the section looks pretty bare as of right now. So go make a sweet picture or wallpaper or do something entirely creative! I'll definitely give you credit and put it up on the site! If you're interested, IM me with ideas on improving the site at JCharlesMaurer (AIM) or just email me.
Err, stick with the patch. Your blood pressure! September 7, 2005 Posted by Josh
It's been so long! I hardly recognize any of you. Well, if you frequent the forums at all, I promised to have all the requests made by this weekend. I beat my own deadline and have them for you today! I hope you're all excited. Remember how it works... I help you out, you help me out. I also added a link at the bottom of this page where you can find the old news. This may interest some of you. The Aqua Teen Season is just around the corner and the new DVD set is due out December 6th. Here is the box art in case you're interested. Anywho, on to the sound requests!!
Anywho, thanks again for being patient. Sorry it took a month to get that done, but I can't promise you it won't be another month before you see anything else. Keep checkin' back, you never know!
We ain't American...yet. 'Til we pass that dumb test. That test a bitch! August 10, 2005 Posted by Josh
I've got a big update for ya today, Aqua Teen fans. I'd got more Dr. Weird clips than you can shake a stick at. I kept getting emails from people asking me to fill in the holes, so I finally went back through the episodes and recorded all the old Dr. Weird clips. There were 17(!) left for me to record. It took me kind've a long time to get this uploaded, so you all better appreciate it. I'll work on the rest of your requests later this week.
(UPDATE) Thanks to all the people who emailed me (and there were MANY), I have changed the quote to what he really says which is "Samhain, FOREVER!". Apparently this is a celtic holiday associated with witchcraft celebrated on November 1st. Thanks again!
Come on, hop in, pee wherever. I know ya do that. August 5, 2005 Posted by Josh
I've got a new picture made for you today. It's of Meatwad during his and Carl's game of football in Super Bowl. I have to say, I love this pic. I also made a wallpaper of the Aqua Teen's house. It was requested, and I think that's a great idea. It's on my background right now! So go to the wallpaper section of the site and check it out! That's all for now. Check back later!
We smoke as we shoot the bird! August 2, 2005 Posted by Josh
I've got another update for you, cartoon fans. I recorded 5 requested sound clips today. They are:
I also added a ton of trivia submitted by Kayla Verdin and I added a couple great sites to the links page. Don't freak out if I didn't get to your request. I've got tons to do yet and I'll get to yours! Trust me. Have I let you down before?
Can you tell me how to buy stocks? Is it the chicken or the piggy? July 21, 2005 Posted by Josh
I've got an image update for you today. I made three new ones! One of Shake after he got his surgery, one of Meatwad looking sad, and one of Balloonenstein. Check them out, they're pretty sweet! In case you're wondering, the Aqua Teen movie will be released in December. It's planned on "Limited Theatrical Release", which means you'll have to buy it to watch it. The new season also starts in December, so start gearing up... in 4 months..
Ooh. It's a long bunny, huh? July 20, 2005 Posted by Josh
Hello, Aqua Teen fans. I've got an update that I'm sure you'll like. I made a new section today. You can find it on the menu bar to the left. It's entitled "songs" and it contains the songs from the show. Included in this section are the songs from MC Pee Pants and the Mooninite Theme Song. I've also added 6 new movies today. There's one of Carl that makes me die laughing every time I see it, so make sure you check it out. Hope this satisfies your craving for today. Later!
So tired of this.. Friggin' go away, you freak. July 19, 2005 Posted by Josh
Hey, Aqua Teen Hunger Force fans! I'm back with another sound clip update. These are the 13 requests that I got in the last month that were worthy of being recorded. I'm busy behind the scenes here working on new content for the site and also planning a new site design to coincide with our 1-year anniversary.
If you appreciate what I'm doing for you even a little bit, (especially if I made you a sound clip) click one of those ads underneath the navigation. I'm not making any money doing this site and it's costing me at least $50/year. It's going to take many months to make up that money in ad revenue, but every click counts!
Boxy will eat anything, as long as it's deep fried June 21, 2005 Posted by Josh
Small update today. I added a bunch of trivia that people have been sending me over the past couple weeks. I also updated the links section with a couple of new sites for you to check out. Expect a sound update when it is so DAMN hot in my DAMN house. I need some AC... anybody wanna pay for it?
She's a regular ho-bag April 6, 2005 Posted by Josh
I added a new section to the site today. It's on the left bar under "media" and it's called Phone Fun. I posted 8 clips of Aqua Teens providing their unique touch to a regular answering machine recording. Download them and put them on your phones today!!
Were there Lil' Turkey Muffins? April 5, 2005 Posted by Josh
What's up, friends? It's been about three weeks and I know I've gotten a lot done. I hope you haven't been going crazy in my absence. I'm going to venture a guess that updates will become more rapid when I finally make it to summer. Anywho, I have a large update for you today so it shouldn't matter for the time being!
Open this damn door now! March 14, 2005 Posted by Josh
Hey! I finally got off my duff and got to recording those sound clips you crazies have been asking for. I got three of them done, two that were posted on our FORUMS. The first was from Space Conflict, the clip with the quote above. The second was from Super Spore, the interview at the end of the episode. The third was from Cybernetic Ghost, the clip where Danzig threatens Master Shake. Anyway, I hope you all enjoy the clips.
Well, kids. It's been a long, long time. I know you've all been patiently awaiting an update, and I wish I had one for you. I have been so busy the last couple weeks at work doing miscellaneous junk and then I got a side job setting up their accounting system. I guarantee you when I get some more time after I finish this project, there will be updates!
I have gotten a couple sound requests, and I will honor them when I get some time to start recording. In the mean time, please check out the forum I added today. It's pretty cheesy, I know, but it was free. If anybody else knows a good free forum site, lemme know. But check it out and start POSTING!
That robot's in heat! February 6, 2005 Posted by Josh
I made a pic from The Shaving this morning of Willie Nelson. It's pretty sweet. I also made a pic of Shake sighing for a next door neighbor who just can't let go. Have at it, son. It's on the pics page.
Yeah, I just like to be next to this light. Like, real next to it. February 4, 2005 Posted by Josh
I got another pic made for you today. This one took a real, real long time to do. Its got so many lines! I only got one email today and it was from a dude asking for a sound clip that I already had. I guess that means I've already satisfied all of you.
We shall all get tattoos of our rad name. February 3, 2005 Posted by Josh
Well, hope you all are having a good February so far. The groundhog saw his shadow today, so don't be too anxious for the end of winter. Anyway, I took a break after I got those sounds all done. Today I have a new pic I made of Frylock. It's pretty awesome. Go ahead and take a look. Also, if any of you have any ideas for new content you'd like to see, email me and we'll talk. Make sure you're watching Aqua Teen Sunday - Thursday at 12/11c on Cartoon Network!
I do like splashing. January 30, 2005 Posted by Josh
Today is a landmark day for the site! I have the final sound episode completed. Its The Rabbot. It's ironic that the last episode I did is the first episode created. Anyway, we ended up with 598 sound clips! I may sound like a broken record, but if you can't find the clip that you need, send me an email and I'll get it added for ya!
I got freezer burn and I got mushed up against that chicken. January 29, 2005 Posted by Josh
I have the 54th episode of sound clips for you today. It's Escape from Leprechaupolis. There's only one more episode to do, so I'll probably bank that out tomorrow. For now, enjoy the leprechaun fun.
Your house was glowing like the frickin sun! January 26, 2005 Posted by Josh
Another unexpected (at least to me) update for you today. I have the 53rd episode of sounds for you today: Bus of the Undead. Most of the early ones like this aren't that great, but this one has some great clips. Give 'em a listen.
The bullet is enormous...there is no escaping! January 25, 2005 Posted by Josh
As promised, I have for you the 52nd sound addition for you today. It's Mayhem of the Mooninites. Everybody loves a good Mooninite line now and then, so give 'em a listen. I also added one more sound clip to T-Shirt of the Living Dead as per a fan request. That's all for today.
The real spaghetti got wet went I was boiling it, so it's in the dryer. January 24, 2005 Posted by Josh
I didn't think I'd get to a new episode of sounds today, but I found some time between classes (instead of reading). Today's episode is Balloonenstein. Just four to go! Definitely will update tomorrow! See ya.
World Domination? You guys couldn't take over a damn bowl of jello. January 23, 2005 Posted by Josh
A Sunday full of football and fraternity meetings and I still managed to get you an episode of sounds. Guess what! It's the 50th episode!! It's Space Conflict from Beyond Pluto. There are some great ones in here, so make sure to check it out. I also added some trivia that was submitted by OverlordSmurf a few days ago, so go ahead and give that a look. I'll start on the last five episodes on Tuesday!
Seriously Drippy. Stop dripping. Dewey's gettin' all soggy. January 22, 2005 Posted by Josh
After skipping yesterday because 203 was already done, I am back with another episode of sounds for ya. It is Ol' Drippy. Shake is quite a douchebag in this episode, but I don't think you can listen to the last clip and not laugh.
Yeah, I got a deal at the dumpster.. I mean, warehouse. January 20, 2005 Posted by Josh
I finally got around to making the episode of sounds that this site is named after. It's Mc Pee Pants. That is once crazy assed spider. I had a fan submit some trivia which I hope to add on Sunday. I won't be updating until then as I'm going away for the weekend. Hope you don't miss me too much.
I just ate an entire bathtub full of cherry cobbler. Was delicious. January 19, 2005 Posted by Josh
Transcribed a quick 10 sound clips from Circus. Hope you enjoy them. 8 to go! In other news, I have absolutely nothing else to tell you. I'm just trying to take up some space so the update will look normal sized. Buy Chewy Granola Bars. Delicious. Okay, that looks long enough.
The brain is an important learning tool. January 18, 2005 Posted by Josh
I hate to tell you all this, but updates will most likely slow from now on. My class load and job come first, so this site may take a backseat for awhile. Nevertheless, I have an episode of sounds for you today. It's Dumber Days, so enjoy.
Now here's another idea: Hell no. You go check it out. January 17, 2005 Posted by Josh
Well, I didn't make it 11 days in a row. But I did do another episode of sounds for you this morning. It's Love Mummy. I've only got ten more episodes to go! I also made another image of Shake yesterday that I didn't get updated. It's of him bending over. Take a look. Later.
Ohh, God. She is so horny for me. January 14, 2005 Posted by Josh
The long awaited episode of sounds is here! I transcribed 13 clips from Carl this morning. It's one of my favorite all-time, so check it out. This is also the 10th day in a row we've had a sound clip update. Let's see if I can make it 11!
You make our house bleed right now! January 13, 2005 Posted by Josh
The episode of sounds I have for you today is the last episode aired in season 1. It's Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future. There are some okay clips, so check 'em out. Also, I have for you the last episode of frames we'll be doing until the new season starts in July. It's Carl. I'm sorry it took me so long to get these out, but I could not find a good episode to do the grabs from. Expect sounds from this episode tomorrow. Enjoy!
Did you hear what I said, Denver? Or shall I turn it up for you? January 12, 2005 Posted by Josh
Not as much stuff updated today, though if you'll look at the frames and sounds pages, I reformatted them and added headers. Your episode of sounds today is Super Computer and is the last episode of season 2. I'll now start on finishing up season one!
I'll put a cigarette out in your damn eye! January 11, 2005 Posted by Josh
I've got a lot for you to check out today...well, more than usual that is. I had a friend ask for a specific sound clip from Hypno Germ, so I added a sound clip with the Tulip Sniper. If you're into that, check it out. I also had a fan submission of a wallpaper that I think is pretty money. Click on wallpapers to the left or be lazy and click here. Then, of course, I have the daily episode of sounds I made for you today. It's Super Birthday Snake. one particular clip from today took a very, very long time to get right, so I hope you appreciate the work. I think you'll know which one I'm talking about. Anyway. Have a great day. See ya.
Come on, hop in, pee wherever. I know ya do that. January 10, 2005 Posted by Josh
Today's episode is one of my all time favorites. I transcribed 13 sound clips from Super Bowl. Carl was frickin' great, so make sure you check these out!
There's no text messaging. This here's a suck phone. January 9, 2005 Posted by Josh
A Sunday update? Not very likely..but I did have some extra time today. Here's a episode of sounds called Super Hero. Shake is so friggin' annoying in this episode, but that's what makes him so damn funny. Special thanks to Scifi.com for linking to my site. You're stand-up guys!
I gotta go back down to Guatamala for some more cheap surj-- mission trip. January 8, 2005 Posted by Josh
The episode of sounds for today is Super Model. Closing in on having all the episodes done. It makes me giggle. Anyway, enjoy the clips. Hopefully I'll have another one for ya Monday. See ya.
And I just saw you eat 40 hotdogs, didn't I? January 7, 2005 Posted by Josh
I bet you know what I have for you today. If you're keeping up, you probably could've even guessed the episode I did. Enjoy Super Spore and have a great weekend. Do something you've never done before today.
Wazzup wazzup wazzup wazzup wazzup in the hizzzyy?! January 6, 2005 Posted by Josh
Another sound update today. The new episode is Super Sir Loin. This episode features our namesake, MC Pee Pants. This episode wasn't nearly as entertaining as most, but the Carl sound clip is hilarious. You should check it out. Later.
Doctor Cheesesteak? We require one sandwich! January 5, 2005 Posted by Josh
There is close to a foot of snow outside! I hope all of you can enjoy a good winter scene now and then. I did an episode of sounds on my break from work today. It's Super Squatter. As usual, look at them immediately. Keep comin' back!
You're wearin' my dinner! January 3, 2005 Posted by Josh
Welcome to a new update for a new year. I hope all of your resolutions are well under way. I transcribed an episode of sounds today called The Meat Zone. It's a fairly good episode, and the first sound clips are priceless. I don't know if anybody noticed, but I added two new movies to the movies section a couple days ago. Today's update brings our sound total up to 370 and our movie total up to 25! Keep coming back!
Yeah, but we f***in' need it! December 29, 2004 Posted by Josh
I had to go back a ways to do the next episode of sounds. Today's is Universal Remonster. I transcribed 12 sound clips from this particular episode, so check 'em out so my time isn't wasted.
Egypt is so boring! It doesn't even exist! You don't hear DMX rap about it! December 28, 2004 Posted by Josh
Another episode of sounds today and it's the last one I can do of the new season. I still don't have a good copy of the last episode "Carl", so I can't do those clips or frames yet. If any of you have one I could borrow, lemme know. Anyway, today's episode is T-Shirt of the Living Dead. I hope it fulfills your Soccer-Clause needs for the day.
Should we light him on fire? December 27, 2004 Posted by Josh
I've got a crazy episode of sounds for you today. It's from a season 4 episode called Hypno-Germ. This was by far the weirdest of the Aqua Teen episodes, but one of the best. Go ahead and listen to all the Mexican bean action.
Yeah, call us! We'll be drunk! December 23, 2004 Posted by Josh
No new sound clip episode today, though from the looks of it you guys will be anxiously awaiting the next episode I do. Instead, I added 5 new videos I found on Ares. I hope that will satisfy your needs for the day. They're not as funny as the first batch of videos, but they're worth giving a look.
How about a twist of I gouge your mother f***in' eyes out. December 22, 2004 Posted by Josh
Third day in a row with a new episode of sounds! I did the next one in line of the new episodes. It's Diet. I love Carl when he was sliding around on the roof in this episode. You'll like it too. Go ahead and check the frames section if you don't believe me.
If I get bored later, I'll bench press it for ya. December 21, 2004 Posted by Josh
Another episode of sounds for you today. Since nobody else requested one, I went on with the next episode from the newest season. It's Dusty Gozongas. This episode has some pretty great clips in there. I hope you all keep comin' back for more!
The innocent shall suffer...big time. December 20, 2004 Posted by Josh
Yeah, it's been awhile. I'm glad you've all still decided to stick with me. I've got a new episode of sounds today as per the request of a visitor. This should serve as a reminder that you can request any episode you don't see done already! It's Revenge of the Mooninites. I hope you like it!
This hand..been up my butt.. December 12, 2004 Posted by Josh
I'm sorry it's been so long since the site has been updated. I guarantee you once I'm home for my Christmas break it'll be updated almost every day. I have finals to study for and I've become re-addicted to poker..so that's been eating up my time. My dedication to the Aqua Teens has not failed yet.. so don't worry. Check out my friend's knit thingers. They're pretty sweet looking!
That's my drummer.. December 5, 2004 Posted by Josh
All right, kids. I added a section to the site today. It's the movies section. Check it out. There's 18 promos from the show for you to watch and enjoy. And you will enjoy them. I guarantee it. I smile every time I watch the Shake ones. The Shake suit ones are sorta gay.. but we can deal with those. All right, I trust you will find your way over there. Enjoy.
Moral thing to do is to let you die naturally..alone, in a pile of your own filth. December 3, 2004 Posted by Josh
I made the sound clips for Little Brittle today. This episode features MC Pee Pants, our namesake. It really wasn't one of the greatest episodes, but I did like the lyrics to Little Brittle's raps. Very clever.
It's heavy as hell, but it is also cool as crap. December 2, 2004 Posted by Josh
Another day and another episode of sounds. This one is eDork. This was just on last weekend. It's really one of the best episodes there is.. but I guess I say that about all of them. I hope you enjoy the clips. I hope all of you are remembering to put the third DVD set on your Christmas lists if you don't own it already. I'm not even going to mention the other DVDs, because you should've already bought them!
Yeah, no I get your vibe. By younger you mean gay: I'm gay lookin'. December 1, 2004 Posted by Josh
Got another episode of sounds for you. I apologize for the lack of update yesterday, but I had class all day and the Iowa--Drake basketball game took over my night. Today's episode of sounds is Remooned. It's pretty solid.
Hey, you want you some hotdog? We got plenty. Look at this. Solid meat! November 29, 2004 Posted by Josh
Right back on track with another episode of sounds from the most recent season. This is one of my all-time favorite episodes, Unremarkable Voyage. If you haven't seen this episode, what's the matter with you? If you have, re-live your favorite parts with the sound clips I just recorded. Enjoy!!
He needs a lack of oxygen so he can become the dead. November 28, 2004 Posted by Josh
Okay, so I took a lot of days off. I'm sure you guys all had a wonderful Thanksgiving. I did, too. Thanks for asking. I put up another episode of sound clips. It's the first one of the most recent season, Video Ouija. Hopefully you enjoy them. I really like this episode. Anyway, more later. See ya!
I look pretty good. Chicken skin diet's really paying off for me. November 19, 2004 Posted by Josh
I know I took a couple days off, but I've got a good couple episodes for you. The first is the Cloning. That was such a crazy episode. You should check out the frames first, and then the sound clips that way you have some idea what's going on.
The second episode I did for you is the Last One. This episode focuses almost entirely on the villians on the show. The sound clips are also pretty money. I'll start on the new season next and get those cranked out, and then go back to the beginning. Keep comin' back!!
Sadness is for poor people! November 17, 2004 Posted by Josh
I bet you thought I'd forget to update today! I definitely did not. I got an email from a fan who thought that this sound clip from Gee Whiz should've been included, so I made it. I also made you a brand new episode of sounds. It's THE. I loved this episode, and there are some real funny clips, so don't hesitate. I know you wanna click.
Carl?! Next-door Carl is a hyper-evolved chicken from the future? November 17, 2004 Posted by Josh
Hope the weekend wasn't too long for ya. I made another episode of sounds the first time I had a free moment for ya today. It's a rather good episode, too. It's the Dressing. More of the same can be expected! On a completely unrelated note, Need for Speed Underground 2 is coming out tomorrow and will most likely be occupying my time. If I miss an update, you can bet that's why. Later!
Did the termites come? I wanna name mine Bobby. November 16, 2004 Posted by Josh
I made another episode of sounds. Another not-so-great episode, but it was the next one in line. It's the Clowning. Check 'em out, kids. I'll be gone all weekend, so you'll have to do without new soundclips. I'll start again on Monday, I promise. Until then!
How's that restraining order coming along, Carl? November 15, 2004 Posted by Josh
Today I changed all of the sounds pages to display frames of the sound clip for every clip I have. I hope you appreciate the change. It makes the pages appear much more colorful. I also transcribed an episode of sounds. It's not a great one, but it's okay. the Cubing. Listen to it here! See ya tomorrow!
Kiss my ultra-mega ass. November 14, 2004 Posted by Josh
I added those crazy sites to the links page. One of them is real...different. Anywho. I found time to transcribe another episode of sounds today. It's Kidney Car. This is one of my favorites, so I hope you at least give her a lookover. The clip where Shake pretends to be the cop is priceless. Take 'er easy, kids.
Update: I decided to put a little color into that sound page, so I added a frame beside each of the sound clips. This way you can see what was going on when the clip was being said. Tell me if you like it and I'll do it to the rest of the pages!
You are the gayest monster since gay came to Gaytown! November 13, 2004 Posted by Josh
So it's been a couple of days. Sorry about that. I had a lot to do last weekend, and I have a lot to do this week, too. A couple of people have emailed me links to their sites that they want put up, and I will probably next update. I'm just real tired and wanted to get this update up now. I did another episode of sounds. It's the Shaving. Take a look at them. They're pretty money.
We get checks from the Government and we spend them on beer! November 10, 2004 Posted by Josh
Today's episode of sounds is a little bad. I never really liked this episode, but I did it anyway. It's Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary. There are a couple good ones in there, but like I said the episode sort've blew. I also just figured out how to rip movies of the commercials aired on the Cartoon Network for ATHF, so I'm trying to figure out a good way to put those on here, too. Keep checkin' back, kids.
I know how to throw..down..dude. And I almost said throw up, but I didn't! November 4, 2004 Posted by Josh
I've got an episode of sounds for you today, and by the looks of the stats on my counter it looks like that's why people are coming here. It's Frat Aliens. Make sure and listen to this one, because it's a classic. Check back in tomorrow (or possibly later tonight) for another new episode of sounds!
On our road trips to fantasy land! It's never frickin' happenin'! November 3, 2004 Posted by Josh
More work done today on finishing up the frames section of the site. I bet you're all antzy for me to start on the sound clips. Trust me, I'll get on it starting next week, I bet. I'll probably try to do one episode a day (sounds take a LOT longer) and work from there. Anyway, your 5 new framed eps are Video Ouija, Unremarkable Voyage, Remooned, eDork, and Little Brittle. I also added a couple more facts to the Trivia section thanks to a donation from a fan! I encourage you all to chime in and contribute! Thanks again, Max Madsen!
Okay, well. You know I couldn't leave the frames section sitting so very, very close to completion and not just finish'er up. I just frame grabbed the last 5 episodes we were missing. I really hope that somebody is enjoying this besides me. Haha, I guess it doesn't matter even if you aren't. Anyway, remember that sound clips will follow the frames, so be on the lookout for that! Here are the last episodes! the Clowning, the Dressing, THE, the Cloning, and fittingly--the Last One. Wow, that was a lot of work/fun.
You keep saying, "snakes", but all I hear is Easter Bunny, Easter Bunny November 2, 2004 Posted by Josh
I framed three more episodes for ya today. They are Gee Whiz, Hypno-Germ, and T-Shirt of the Living Dead. Those were some crazy as hell episodes so the frames definitely look nuts. Go ahead and check 'em out for yourself. Also, today is election day. I didn't vote. Sue me.
We do whatever we want to whomever we want! November 1, 2004 Posted by Josh
Small update for now. I just made and transcribbed another episode of sound clips. It's the Broodwich which was on the marathon last night I hope everybody watched. The guy in between the episodes was weird and unwelcome, but the episodes are still fantastic. Enjoy that for now! Okay, here's some more. I've got an episode of frames for you--the Cubing. Enjoy.
I like beatings..I'll beat ya all day! October 31, 2004 Posted by Josh
Ooo.. Err, your sexual innuendo is priceless! October 30, 2004 Posted by Josh
Another boring day, so I made a ton of stuff. A grand total of 5 new episodes of frames for you! Super Bowl, Super Hero, Broodwich, The Meat Zone, and The Shaving. I also made a new pic grabpic of shake which is definitely money. It's the one you'll see directly to the right of this update. Anyhow, get out and enjoy your Saturday night. Remember to set back your clocks, kids.
Okay, so I had more time this afternoon while I was watching Iowa kick a little ass so I made some more frames. I'm over halfway done with them and have over 800 done!! The eps I did were Super Model, Super Spore, Super Sir Loin, and Super Squatter. Check 'em out and appreciate the hilarity.
Have you seen my wife?! October 29, 2004 Posted by Josh
I was bored today, so I made a lot of stuff. Two more episodes of sounds, and those are always fun. Total Re-Carl and Revenge of the Trees. I also added two more episodes of frames. Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary and Robositter. The sound clips are pretty bomb so make sure to check those out. All in all, a real, real boring Friday. Hope yours had more activity than mine. Also, if anybody knows how to successfully win on All-Madden in '05, TELL ME!
You try that with your body's now. October 28, 2004 Posted by Josh
Late update today. I made three more eps of frames and organized my pages. It was getting a little ridiculous. The eps are Total Re-Carl, Revenge of the Trees, and Frat Aliens. I changed the look of the sound section to look like the frame section. Don't get the two confused, kids. Anyway, that's all from me. Later.
Oh, yeah. That's right.. God's a big meatball! I forgot! October 27, 2004 Posted by Josh
I feel lazy, and as such, the website will suffer. Big time. Okay, so that was lame. But I hope the 2 of you that get that joke laughed. I added only one episode of frames today: 312 - Universal Remonster. I'll probably work harder tomorrow. Or not. Who knows.
Ask forth your question to the all knowing Wayne. October 26, 2004 Posted by Josh
Okay, So I added more. I hope you're paying attention. I made a new pic of Wayne which I feel is pretty sweet. I liked it so much, in fact, that I turned it into a new wallpaper. I also made another wallpaper of Oglethorpe and Emory. Oh, and I added a new episode of frames while I was at it, 309 - Super Trivia. I hope you like everything. I worked pretty hard on it. Later, kids.
Yes, smoke while you are doing so. October 26, 2004 Posted by Josh
So I'll update at midnight, that way I'm set for tomorrow. I added two more episodes of frames: 410 - Diet and 409 - Dusty Gozongas. Special thanks goes out to Sent and the ATC crew for providing me with the Diet episode. I'm sure..absolutely sure that you'll enjoy those frames. So at least take a look. Everybody loves a good, skinny Carl and a really gross looking prostitute. And if you get bored with that, look at this.
Hey...guys... What're you doing in my room without my permission? October 25, 2004 Posted by Josh
I added two new episodes of frame grabs. 211 - PDA and 212 - Mail-Order Bride. If you have an episode you'd like to see, email me and I'll get on it. I'll be busy for the next couple days, so don't expect anything drastic in the way of new content. You all know how school can be, I'm sure.
This hand, been up my butt. But I touch the food all day long with it. October 24, 2004 Posted by Josh
Like I said, a ton of formatting updates. I think you'll agree with me that the site looks a lot better now. I'm still not satisfied with the navigation buttons on the left, but they'll do for now. I also added frames next to the episode in the framegrabs sections. I plan on doing that to the sound section as well, but that may take me a bit. And I hope you also noticed the new format of the updates. The quotes are just fantastic. Anyway, thanks for visiting.
Well I am.. I am forever... I AM IMMORTAL!! October 23, 2004 Posted by Josh
ANOTHER UPDATE! Holy crap. You're probably in disbelief. Football was on all afternoon, so while listening to it I was busy making frame grabs of the Aqua Teens. I did 5 more episodes bringing the total to 12 already. Take a look! I've also got some formatting stuff I'm gonna be tinkering with for a bit. You may notice some changes. Anyway, enjoy your day.
I didn't lie!! You get more than one update today. I bet you feel good about that, right? Right? Fine, I guess not. Anyway, I added an episode of sounds. THere are some gems in there, so look at Moon Master.
I was able to crank out three more eps of frames. They're definitely the easiest thing to create site wise, so that's why you're seeing so many of them. I'll try to do another episode of sounds later today, but you know how Saturday's can be. I've got a couple parties to go to and another paper to finish..but we'll see. You may just be treated to a second update in the (gasp) same day!
He said no, Err. With his foot. October 22, 2004 Posted by Josh
I added two more episodes of frames. The Rabbot and Kidney Car. I just wrote a long, long paper that I'm pretty sure it worthless. I'm sure you care. Anyway. Look around if you want. If not, just leave already.
Heyy.. Robosit--. What're you doing wearin' a thong?! October 21, 2004 Posted by Josh
Okay, so I added a section. Good that I'm branching out already, isn't it? I mean.. all the other sections are SOOO FULL of stuff. I admit.. I'm a bit sarcastic.. but thanks to Beanzy at the "other" site, I found a program to make frames. Now you can relive an instant of your favorite episode...so long as it's Balloonenstein. I've only got one episode done.. sue me.
I think I have a straight 6. October 20, 2004 Posted by Josh
Added some Trivia. I'm watching the sex lady, Sue Johansen, on Carson Daly. No, no. It's not a good thing. She's almost 70 years old. You ever see this chick? She's always demonstrating how to use dildo's and gross objects... NOT on herself. Just incase you were wondering. I'm bored. You're still reading this?
Yeah, hey. Here's a request. Shut up. October 19, 2004 Posted by Josh
Welcome...sort'of. I'm constantly working on the site. Constantly. I just got tired of seeing that splash image. I thought I'd at least let you take a look around. There are 8 episodes of sounds transcribed (amounting to 104 sounds!), many images, a couple wallpapers and the episode guide. Read up, download some things. Do whatever, I don't really give a crap. Please do come back, though. I'm sure you'll find something worth returning for...right?
October 18, 2004: Christ, that took forever. I hope you like the episode guide. It took me hours to write. Take a look at that and enjoy it. At least somebody is doing something, right? I'm working on getting the other pages working, so chill.
October 17, 2004: Didn't do crap all weekend. Went to a wedding and went back home. I looked harder on the internet today and found more ATHF websites. I'm not worried, though. Mine is plenty good/way better than theirs.
October 13, 2004: Transcribed 4 more episodes of sounds today, including one I just made the sounds for. I'm going to start concentrating on the episodes that aren't on the DVDs, that way you can enjoy them even when you can't own them. I'm having an issue with the server at the moment and it won't include my SSI commands, but I'm sure I'll get that all figured out. Peace out, kids.
October 12, 2004: An amazing redesign adds color and graphics to the site. It's getting relatively good reviews from... well, myself. I hope that everybody likes it. I need to work on getting content in order, and the site will be near ready. Please keep checking back and I'll keep working!
October 11, 2004: The first post at ATA will hopefully be one you'll never have to read. I just got the domain registered and configured. What I'm trying to do now is make sure everything works correctly. If you accidently find this, enjoy it, I guess. Please email me if you find a glaring error. Thanks!
You were old, I could tell!!!
So..probably gonna have to sell the leaf mulcher.
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My apologies...
I do like splashing.
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