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Episode 5 - Balloonenstein

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balloonenstein1.mp3

Steve: Gentlemen.. Feast your eyes.. Vortex opens up
Steve: What the hell?
Dr. Weird: Dammiitt!!!!

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Carl: Sweet, sweet nectar. It's like my pool is tearin' ass around the backyard..but it's stayin' still. Still waters run deep.
Master Shake: Yeahh, Carl! Sweet! That is tricked out my friend. Turbo! Very sweet--
Carl: You stay away from it because you are weird.

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Master Shake: Meatwad, it's spaghetti time! Oh, boy! Spaghetti, huh?
Meatwad: All right! Spaghetti! Now that's Italian!
Master Shake: Yeah, it is! There it is! Eat it!
Meatwad: That don't look like no spaghetti at all.
Master Shake: Puts TV cord on plate with silverware There, now it's spaghetti. Now eat it.
Meatwad: This noodle's black...and it's hooked up to the TV set.
Master Shake: Put it in your mouth, come on!
Meatwad: You're messin' with me, aren't you?
Master Shake: Oh, you're right. I'm very sorry. The real spaghetti got wet went I was boiling it, so it's in the dryer.
Meatwad: Well why didn't you say so, it's probably done by now. Let's get it!

Meatwad: Now remember, I like it spicy!
Master Shake: Ha ha ha! So stupid!
Meatwad: Hey, wait a second! Why's it spinnin'?
Narrator: Come on, think about it, Meatwad! It's a dryer, man! Of course it's gonna spin!

balloonenstein4.mp3

Frylock: Carl, your hands!
Carl: Yeah, I know, I see 'em. They are very big. Whelp, it was fun. I'm gonna go take a nap now and then I think I'm gonna call, uh, some hospitals.

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Frylock: How long were you in that dryer?
Meatwad: Like a week!
Master Shake: No, it was like 3 days. It wasn't a week!

balloonenstein6.mp3

Meatwad: Shake.. Where is my popcicle?
Master Shake: Please, wait a second.
Meatwad: I require a popsicle every 15 minutes; you obviously did not read the memo.
Master Shake: Is this your memo? I didn't even know what this is!
Meatwad: You sicken me with your lies.
Master Shake: I'll make you some right away.
Meatwad: Make me some? Please, do not insult what little intelligence I have. I need it now.
Master Shake: Then I'll go to the store, please sir.
Meatwad: Yes you will. Now what is the magic word, bitch?
Master Shake: Please, let me go to the store and get popsicles for you. Thank you, sire.
Meatwad: That's right. YOu better run, boy. And bring back some chocolate syrup, too...or your fate is sealed.

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Frylock: Dammit, Meatwad. Everywhere you go something dies or gets hurt!
Meatwad: Everybody hates me because they die or get hurt. Well squirrelly doesn't hate me. He loves me! Where's my buddy squirrelly?
Frylock: Oh here he is. I found him face up in the hallway after your last little hug.
Meatwad: Squirrely no! Squirrelly! Squirrely!
Frylock: Yeah, I think you better stop huggin' him now. He's starting to smoke.
Meatwad: Noooo!!!!!

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Master Shake: Now look what you've done! You've created a Balloonenstein!
Meatwad: Squirrelly, no. Don't fly so high. Come back to Daddy. (Squirrelly shoots electricity at Meatwad)

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Master Shake: Get the letter opener and pencils and load 'em in my straw. All right. Am I loaded? Am I ready to go? They're all in there, right?
Frylock: Yeah, let 'er rip.
Master Shake: starts chasing Meatwad This is for shooting me in the roof and sending me to the store making me call you sire! fires green goop
Meatwad: You're weak.

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Frylock: I need your brain.
Meatwad: For what? I need my brain.
Frylock: Look, I need to create a cavity inside of you so you'll float then all I need you to do is roll around in this broken glass for a little bit. Come on, it'll be fun.
Meatwad: What are you talkin' about? Hell no. Frylock takes brain I mean, okay.

Frylock: Go destroy Balloonenstein!
Meatwad: Do what now?
Frylock: Pop the balloon with the glass!
Meatwad: Yeah, yeah, okay. [long pause] Do what now?
Frylock: Pop him with the glass! The glass in your head!
Meatwad: Yeah, yeah, I know. Don't yell at me! [pause] Do what now?

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Frylock: Dammit, he needs his brain. Otherwise, he's just gonna float around forever saying "Do what now?"
Meatwad: Do what now?

Master Shake: Guess what? He's not gettin his brain back, because it is now the nerve center for the city of the future: LAS BRAINGELES!

balloonenstein12.mp3

Meatwad: Where are my popsicles?
Frylock: Damn!
Master Shake: Is that you, God?
Meatwad: Frylock, get away from the pool.
Frylock: Awww hell.
Meatwad: Canopener!