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Episode 7 - Ol' Drippy

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Dr. Weird: Gentlemen..
Steve: You can call me Steve. I mean, there's no one else here.. Swamp Thing Appears ..right?
Dr. Weird: My mind!

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Master Shake: Hey, you want a dog? Here, I'll pierce one for ya. The dog meat is perfectly soft.
Frylock: No, I don't want a dog.
Meatwad: I want a dog. Can I have a dog? (Shake spits all over the hot dogs)
Master Shake: There, you still want one?
Meatwad: I sure do, pick one out for me. Shake throws hotdogs
Frylock: Hey!
Master Shake: Now no one is gonna want one. You know that was the last dish?
Frylock: Hey, that's my satellite dish!

Frylock: You ever hear of a refrigerator, or a frickin' trash can?!
Master Shake: No.
Frylock: You got three raw chickens in here on the floor! A dog wouldn't even take a crap in here!
Master Shake: Look, just take the hose and lightly spray everything out the back door.
Frylock: No, no MY ASS, YOU WILL!
Master Shake: Drape a tarp over it.
Frylock: Oh no you're not! You're gonna go to the damn store and get some cleaning supplies!
Meatwad: What's goin' on?
Master Shake: Look at this mess! Did you do this? [long pause] Fine, alright!. I'll do it, but it's my decision to do this, I declare it.

Schooly D: Yo, man. I think that mold is a-movin'. If it move one more time, I’m gettin' my gat.

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Frylock: Look, air freshener is not going to clean this kitc-- Wait a second.. Is this cheese? How you gonna clean the kitchen with cheese, Shake?!
Master Shake: We don't. Look, that room is dead to me now. But, we make the living room, the NEW kitchen. Huh? Now, I know what you're probably thinking: Shake, where's the stove? (Sets the chair on fire) Here it is!

Master Shake: Oh yeah, he's nice now, but don't come looking for me when he's burying your bodies out in the desert.
Ol' Drippy: Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that.

Meatwad: This here's Vanessa. I know she looks like an apple, but she's actually a full-grown woman, and she fell in love with her boyfriend, Dewy, here, and they go off into outer space and then they... they get married.

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Ol' Drippy: I wish I had a name.
Meatwad: Well I'll give ya a name. How about Ol' Drippy...since you're drippin' on all my stuff.
Ol' Drippy: Oh, thank you. Thank you so much. I l--
Meatwad: Seriously Drippy. Stop dripping. Dewey's gettin' all soggy.
Ol' Drippy: Oops, sorry Dewey.

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Carl: Oohh, the horny broad from the beach. You are a naughty girl. What are you doin' comin' by my bedroom? I thought you had a photo shoot. Well, let me just slip on my swim trunks..unless you don't want me to wear them. That's a possiblity. Huh? HUH? Heheh.. Baby? You pass out or som-- Where's my beer promo?!

Master Shake:(angrily enters the house) Where's Meatwad?!
Frylock: Shake, what're you doing with that gutter?
Master Shake: What're you doin' with that beard, huh? Answer that, scientist!
Master Shake: My telescope! You've ruined it! How will I ever see the stars again?
Meatwad: This ain't no telescope, it's Dewey. He's an engineer, and he works on the Supertrain.
Master Shake: He does what?! You've got mental problems. [Hits Meatwad repeatedly with gutter] Taste the chrome!
Ol' Drippy: [walking it with the "doll"] What's it taste like?
Master Shake: Your mother's... [sees Ol' Drippy for the first time] AAAHHHH, MONSTER!!!

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Master Shake: Burn the house down, there's a monster in Meatwad's room.
Frylock: That monster, as you put it, is a miracle of modern science that arose out of your mess, which I see is still here, Shake!
Master Shake: Then thank God that I made all this possible.. huh?

Carl: Did you see a woman in a bikini with a six-pack of beer and a surfboard come in here?
Frylock: Was it made of cardboard, used to be up at the liquor store?
Carl: Uhh...no.

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Carl: You two-timing bitch!
Meatwad: Carl, please. This is a private ceremony.
Carl: You get your gross moist things off her! That's my fantasy girl!
Ol' Drippy: Was this yours? I am so sorry. Oh my gosh.
Carl: Ohhh, she smells like dead mushrooms and cheeseburger meat. And who are you?!

Frylock: Shake, what is wrong with you?
Master Shake: What's wrong with you? Hey, why don't you go kiss your new best friend, you love him so damn much! I'm the one who cleaned the kitchen. I'm the authority!

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Carl: Someone wanna tell me why my pool is full of hotdog chunks and dirty dishes?
Master Shake: Oh, Carl. You didn't mess with it did ya? 'Cause it's gotta set up for a couple days with the battery.
Carl: The battery?
Master Shake: Yeah, ya know? ..the one from your car? I dumped some shampoo in there too, but it's dog shampoo so I don't if it's gonna work, but we're prayin' like hell that it does.
Carl: No, no, no, no. I understand. I understand. I'm just gonna go, I'll be back in a few. Hey, do you think the gun store's still open?

Ol' Drippy: Carl, please, I'll take care of the mess. He means well, he's just a little... well, I'd better not say.
Master Shake: What? I'm a little what?
Carl: Thank you, Drippy. You are very well-mannered and very nice. [To Master Shake] And you oughta take lessons from him.

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Ol' Drippy: Frylock, he needs medical help.
Frylock: He needs an ass-whoopin' is what he needs.
Ol' Drippy: There's no time! Here Shake, eat my head.
Master Shake: Here, kiss my ass. Forget about it!
Ol' Drippy: I'm serious. Coat me with ranch, chase me with cheese if you must. I don't care! It's the only way!
Frylock: Drippy, don't! What're you doing?
Meatwad: Don't do that, that's gonna hurt you.
Ol' Drippy: I'm saving his life. I'm half penicilin.
Frylock: Well I have some penicilin in my lab if that's what this is all about.
Ol' Drippy: Oh really? Well, then just give him some of that then and--
Master Shake: No wait. Hold on a minute.. I kinda like the taste of your head. And you said it was the only way...

Meatwad: Where are you going, Drippy? I love you.

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Ol' Drippy: I'm going away for a while, Meatwad. And I may never come back. But I'll always be right here...inside
Master Shake: Yeah, in my stomach baby.
Ol' Drippy: Close your eyes, Meatwad. AAAHHHH!!!
Master Shake: Leave your eyes open Meatwad. I wanna horrify you into a coma.

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Master Shake: He pushed me..
Frylock: He pushed you out of the way of that truck!
Master Shake: Listen, he's in a better place.
Frylock: He's in the grill of the truck!
Meatwad: He was my best friend!
Master Shake: Yeah? Well then you should know something. When he was pushing me, he mentioned something about not liking you.
Frylock: Aww man..
Master Shake: I clearly heard that.
Meatwad: Did he really?
Master Shake: That stuck out.