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Episode 48 - Little Brittle

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littlebrittle1.mp3

Ignignokt: I'm sorry, you have the wrong number.
Oglethorpe: Dammit! Why did you hang up on me?! Hit redial!
Ignignokt: Hello?
Oglethorpe: Hello.. this is Mr. Brown. I believe that we got disconnected.
Ignignokt: I'm sorry, you have the wrong number.
Oglethorpe: Ohh, dammit!

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Little Brittle: (Song) Well back in 1912 I could kick your ass. I did the tango and the foxtrot before it got banned. There was ragtime and jazz before there ever was rap, now I'm trapped with a colostomy bag in my pants..
Frylock: Oh, no.
Meatwad: Oh yeah!
Frylock: Hell no!
Meatwad: Hell yeah!
Frylock: We are not doing this again. No way.
Meatwad: Yeah way!
Frylock: This is MC Pee Pants isn't it? Isn't it?!
Meatwad: No..
Frylock: Okay, fine. Sir-Loin, right?
Meatwad: Nope.
Frylock: Okay, well who is it, then?
Meatwad: Guess. Where are my eyes lookin'?
Frylock: Will you just tell me who he is? Cause I'm not gonna look at your poster.
Meatwad: This here's Little Brittle and the C-bag. And he's kickin' it: elderly school.

littlebrittle3.mp3

Meatwad: Bowel trouble y'all. Stool sample! Soft and loose, soft and loose, ya gotta gimme the juice--the metamuce.
Frylock: All right, all right. Whatever.
Meatwad: And that goes on..forever.

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Master Shake: Where do you two thing you're going?
Frylock: Wherever the hell we want.
Master Shake: Not without me!
Meatwad: We're going to see Little Brittle at the old folks home.
Master Shake: Go without me!

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Meatwad: Little Brittle? Knock knock.. Hey, Little Brittle. We come visit you--
Little Brittle: Ah-ah! Bitch, get away from my (???) I'll stab you in the neck with this picture of my grandson! (cough cough)

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Frylock: He's happy to see you. He wants you to hug him, see?
Meatwad: But I..I..I don't want to.
Little Brittle: Ohhh, homey. Why you gotta play me like that?
Frylock: Give him a hug, Meatwad.
Meatwad: But he smells like lotion and doodoo! (Little Brittle grabs him)

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Meatwad: You uhh..You gonna put out any more jams?
Little Brittle: No.. my label dropped me. The said that songs like "Uh Oh, Polio" didn't connect with today's youth.
Meatwad: Yeah.. also. You slept through alot a them songs..right?
Little Brittle: (Snores)

littlebrittle7.mp3

Master Shake: Frylock, you would not believe what just happened. A prowler broke in here, and forced your cupcakes in my mouth, and now he says if you don't leave the room and let him use the internet..he'll shoot me.
Frylock: Fine.
Master Shake: He has a gun, you know.
Frylock Well you said he'd shoot you, so I did figure it was a gun.
Master Shake: Frylock, I am completely serious her-- (Frylock pulls out second plate of cupcakes) You had MORE cupcakes?!

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Little Brittle: See, I released it in Transylvania so vampires would come and visit me and I could get them to bite into my neck and then I could become immortal! Why the hell do you think I made myself look so sexy on the cover?!
Frylock: See, I knew it. I knew some bull- was up with you. I knew it!
Little Brittle: Look, yo. Brittle needs to live forever! Otherwise I go down to hell and Satan send me back as something worse! He's got all these ideas... he don't tell me none of them!

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Little Brittle: Now kill me, quick!
Frylock: We're not going to kill you. The moral thing to do is to let you die naturally..alone, in a pile of your own filth.
Little Brittle: Look, it's easy. Just build a time machine, go back into prehistoric times with a satellite tracking device and a laser gun, blow up the comet, save all the dinosaurs so they don't die out and create fossil fuels, so there ain't no energy to feed my food tube.
Meatwad: Or we could just pull this plug right here.
Little Brittle: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah..do that!