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partyallthetime1.mp3 Master Shake: God! Look at him rip! His fingers go from here to China, man. It's like the skeletal boardwalk to cross the ocean!
partyallthetime2.mp3 Meatwad: What're you makin'? Frylock: A time machine. Meatwad: That's dumb. Frylock: Really? Meatwad: Yes. Frylock: Well Mr Smarty Pants, have you ever gone back in time? Meatwad: I farted my way out of an elevator. Frylock: That's not the same thing.
partyallthetime3.mp3 Master Shake: This..is totally gonna work. Meatwad: Okay, I'm inside and I got the doors and windows closed. Go on and do it. Master Shake: Roger that. Meatwad: How's that feel? Master Shake: I can feel it getting bigger. Meatwad: They look like they're getting you in the eyeballs, too. Master Shake: Well I know that! If I rip any solos with my eyeballs I'm gonna need the bees.. some venom to enlarge them. Ya know, otherwise I get on stage and look like a big asshole, and I am not that!
partyallthetime4.mp3 Meatwad: You oughta get that thing checked out. Every year I get me a physical. Frylock: Oh really? Who's your doctor? Meatwad: Doctor John. Olivia Newton John. I get physical, physical.. on your face boy, on your face. Master Shake: Please! Look, he's just playin' around, but I'm serious. You will soon be paying to see me in concert!
partyallthetime5.mp3 Master Shake: Magazine war! Meatwad: Better Homes and Gardens One! Fire! Master Shake: Eat my Redbook! Meatwad: Better Homes and Gardens Two! Master Shake: Hey! There he is! Meatwad: There's the man! Master Shake: This guy's got the biggest genital warts I've ever seen in my life! Frylock: Shake, will you stop it Shake, I am not in the mood for this okay?!
partyallthetime6.mp3 Meatwad: What'd your doctor say? Frylock: He says I have cancer. Meatwad: Well did you.. you tell him that you don't? Frylock: Meatwad, I'm afraid it doesn't work that way. ...What's uh... What's wrong with him? Meatwad: He's dead. Dumbass ate a scorpion.
partyallthetime7.mp3 Carl: Oh God. He looks like he's dead already. Frylock: Thanks, Carl. Appreciate that. Master Shake: I think the problem was the song. You got any other.. ya know.. happier songs about partyin'?
partyallthetime8.mp3 Frylock: (coughs) I really appreciate you lettin' me stay here for awhile, Carl. Carl: Yeah, no problem. Anything, really. When... how long did they.. did they say you had? Frylock: They don't know. I'm supposed to..supposed to meet with my doctor today. Carl: Sometime this month you think? Or ah... Frylock: I don't know Carl. Carl: Probably so, definitely probably not this week. Just ballpark it for me. Frylock: I don't know!
