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moonajuana1.mp3 Master Shake: See? These guys got it and they're not even afflicted with my crippling glaucoma! Ignignokt: We have something worse.. Err: Butt cancer! Butt crack cancer! Ignignokt: And yeast infections Err: Yes! Ignignokt: Yeast unleashed in the east. Err: Check it! Frylock: Those aren't diseases. Ignignokt: Not anymore, Fryman. Err: The moonajuana scared it out of existence. Ignignokt: But we have other diseases we need to prevent. Err: That's correct! Ignignokt: So you know. Still got to smoke.
moonajuana2.mp3 Ignignokt: Fryman, we have hidden four grams of cocaine in your room. Err: We did? Ignignokt: No, we didn't, Err. But we would. And we will tell the pigs that when they arrive. Err: Do the thing! The pigs will never find us! Ignignokt: For we are thin lines of deception! Err: Deceptinominon! Ignignokt: Err-no, other way. Err: Deceptinoitus! Ignignokt: Turn this way. Err: Oh. Ignignokt: No, other way. Third-- Err: I know how to do it, come on man. Master Shake: Hey, when we gonna fix my guacomole? Ignignokt: Come on, hippies. We are the dope-men. Err: Because we wear corderoy!
moonajuana3.mp3 Ignignokt: Stand by to revist the stone age. Master Shake: Yeah, the STONED age. Meatwad: Light it up, I'm goin' head first in this bitch. Master Shake: Like hell you are! I'm the one riddled with diseases! Meatwad: Well I need it too cause I got the disease.. and I need medication. Master Shake: Okay!
moonajuana4.mp3 Meatwad: Hoo, boy! What is that? Your colon? Get that out of your mouth. That's gross! You don't know where that's been! Master Shake: What?! I know-- I know exactly where it's been, man. Meatwad: Hi! I'm high! Heheheh, you get it Shake? This is awesome. Master Shake: YOu know what we need to do? We gotta get some instruments, take lessons, and learn to play them, and then we're gonna have the hottest jam of 'Comfortably Numb' that anyone has ever heard in their life!
moonajuana5.mp3 Ignignokt: Fryman, we made you this. Err: Check it out! Ignignokt: It's a nature necklace. Err: It's coated with urine! Ignignokt: That we made drinking from a pure mountain stream. Err: Organic! Ignignokt: Brohair(?), let us put our differences aside and throw down mighty. Frylock: Oh, like them? Ignignokt: Oh they're just getting jiggy with it.
moonajuana6.mp3 Ignignokt: Fat man, do you desire the herb? Carl: Nah, nah, nah. I'm not a druggie, I don't buy that stuff. ...I mean, I'll do it if somebody passes it to me or whatever. Like that time I saw Styx at the Garden! With that big Mister Roboto! Oh, man! I got so arrested..that night. Why you got some? Ignignokt: No, but he has a lot of it.
moonajuana7.mp3 Carl: This dude back where I worked at the, uh, Styrofoam peanut factory, like he converted the toilet into like a bong, and you just sort of put your face over the seat. It was pretty badass. I went in there, someone had used a Number Two, so I fish it out, load it up. Gotta do something to get through that shift. Later on, when I became an adult, I was thinkin', you know, "That's gross," but, man that bathroom was so awesome in high school.
moonajuana8.mp3 Carl: (coughs) When does the get high part start?!
moonajuana9.mp3 Meatwad: Sssh, ssh. Here it comes. This is his scene. Master Shake: That's not him at all! Meatwad: That is totally him! Master Shake: He was clean shaven, okay? Meatwad: Oh, you just got lost in his character, here.
